URGENT EDIT: My daughter, who looked at this post for a grand total of SEVEN EARTH SECONDS, said that I write like everyone else on the internet, she has seen 10 posts exactly like this one. So for her I say "Fingle, blork, burgle SNARGLEPUSS."
It's so common, everyone who is on the internet who is about my age, give or take a decade, all say that the internet used to be SO MUCH BETTER in the 90s.