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Acquiring language

Words my 19 month old daughter picked up immediately:

  • Cookie
  • Cake
  • Berries
  • Flowers
  • Music
  • Olive
  • Juice
  • Poopy
  • Shoes

Phrases my 19 month old daughter still has problems with:

  • Come here please
  • Leave that alone
  • I’ll be right back
  • Put that down
  • Let go of Kitty’s tail
  • Stop eating rocks
  • No, Goddamnit
  • Get back here!

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3 Responses to “Acquiring language”

  1. Geof F. Morris Identicon Icon Geof F. Morris Says:
    May 26th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    Cracks me up. :)

  2. Steve G. Identicon Icon Steve G. Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    Very familiar, except I’d add “Listen to me!” to the 2nd list… although, when you think about it, it’s pretty hilarious that I even say it.

  3. Corey Identicon Icon Corey Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    I think you might be confusing not understanding with not caring. but don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll make sure you learn in the years to come.

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