Crazy But Able

I was thinking about snakes the other day, specifically about how some people are totally freaked out by snakes. What could we do to improve the snakes’ image? I came up with an awesome plan.

Scientists need to genetically engineer a cobra so that instead of biting you and injecting venom, it would bite you and inject heroin or morphine. Score! Now all it takes to get a hit is a few mice, 30 seconds of time to piss off the snake, and a couple of bandaids.

Here’s an even better idea: insulin. Then you’d have the perfect pet to give to your diabetic girlfriend!

Oh, you may laugh, but I’m working on my patent application. And what about spitting cobras, I hear you ask? Two words: silly string.

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