Archive for May, 2005

We’re moving

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005

Just got the word earlier tonight that we’re going to be renting a house. It’s a cute little blue one with a big garden(!), two car detached garage (!!), raspberry bushes(!!!), and a sauna(!!!!!) in a quiet neighborhood. And the rent is even exactly in the middle of the range we were looking […]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Monday, May 30th, 2005

You fool! How could you watch that? Are you trying to kill yourself?!?!
Of course, I saw it in the theatre. With the exception of possibly TitanAE-1 and The Neverending Story Part 2, I think that’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen in a theatre. Titan AE-1 probably wasn’t as bad because […]

The Pathological Programmer Returns: How NOT to write your own log function

Sunday, May 29th, 2005

I had a particularly perverse and evil thought today while dealing with strings in C#.
A string is a first-class object in C#. This means we can do things like
char[] foo = “This is my string, which is an object”.ToCharArray();
In true object oriented fashion, we can string properties together as well. So let’s say […]

Hot tip, act fast

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

Office Max has the HP 2400 scanner on sale for 45 dollars, with a 40 dollar mail in rebate. The Coon Rapids store, one of only three stores in the Twin Cities which has any left, still has two of them on the shelf, so if you call first thing in the morning you […]

Jarjar

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

Corey and I just went to see Star Wars Episode 3 and I figured out why each of the new trilogy seems better than the next. The first one sucked because of Jarjar. The second one wasn’t bad except when Jarjar briefly spoke. In the third we see Jarjar twice and he […]

We could have all kinds of adventures with people who would never call us poopy-heads

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

<the_W> damn
<the_W> I need a second processor
<the_W> and more memory
<the_W> and a magical unicorn with a rainbow mane
<the_W> I could ride it and it would be called Starshine and it would be my bestest friend

Death hamster!

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

This is why everyone should love cats.

Is it real or fake fur?

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

Excellent pic up today at slower.net.

The theory of the quantum fish

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

Okay, I feel that I have to explain the theory of the quantum fish a little more.
I think Peggy gives me too much credit and herself too little. A couple of nights ago I was explaining the theory of quantum theology[*] my theory of what quantum mechanics means when you apply it […]

Word Help

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

My google-fu faileth me.
I have a paragraph in a word document. I’m using a fixed width font. I want a hanging indent that indents by a certain number of characters. But when I check the format dialog box, it gives me the option to change my hanging indent in inches. […]