Holiday survival guide for slackers
Holiday survival guide for slackers:
Every year you show up with a stack of giftcards from Rite-Aid. And every year your family roasts your chestnuts for waiting until the last minute to do your shopping. This year will be different. Matthew Baldwin has gift ideas for the lazy.
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If there’s one thing all Americans can agree on, it’s that you can’t really be a Goth if you rub some glop called “Pert” on your head every morning. Thank goodness that some entrepreneurial mistress of the night finally thunk up Goth Shampoo. The only drawback is that having manageable hair will give the recipient one less thing to mope about, but if that translates into a net decrease in the amount of maudlin and self-indulgent poetry he posts to his LiveJournal, then, really, it’s your gift to the entire internet.