AL QAEDA PLANS TO DROP GAY BOMBS
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EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders.
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Within hours, heterosexual men will experience terrible urges like: “I’m dying to make out with my buddy in the next cubicle,” and “I want a divorce from the witch I married,” and “I wonder if I should redecorate the living room.”
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