Dude, where’s my flight?
I’m at the airport right now; someone left this internet terminal with time on it.
As I was going to my gate, I passed a guy on a cellphone. Just as I was passing him, he connected to the guy he was calling, and said “I totally missed my flight, you fucking penis!”
Hehehehe.
Oh well, I better go, I think this thing is going to run out of time.