Crazy But Able

I’m going to Michigan (again!) to take care of some random foofy wedding stuff. Here’s some links to amuse you guys while I’m gone. (Actually, when you read this, I should be on a plane somewhere over Lake Michigan, reading War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells. I collected links throughout the […]

I’m at the airport right now; someone left this internet terminal with time on it.
As I was going to my gate, I passed a guy on a cellphone. Just as I was passing him, he connected to the guy he was calling, and said “I totally missed my flight, you fucking penis!”
Hehehehe.
Oh […]

Day-by-day has a great cartoon up today about the three laws of republicans:

Finally, it’s time for our trip to Alaska. Glorious Alaska. Filled with gold and bears…*sigh* I can hardly wait. I think I should be awarded a sainthood (or ship or whatever they call it) for not gloating all week long to my co-workers. Indeed, I’ve been so gracious that people […]

I saw this press release on medical malpractice insurance on Fark from The Foundation for Taxpayer & Consumer Rights. I’ve never heard of these guys before, but according to their position page they’re in favor of regulating medical malpractice insurance instead of setting caps on the amount of money which can be awarded. […]

If you ever get some of your teeth knocked out, just stick them back in.
No, really.
“If you wait about a quarter-of-an-hour, the likelihood of success [of re-implantation] drops by about 50 per cent, for example, so we are looking at a very steep time curve.”

I heard more engagement ring horror stories in the week after Peggy and I got engaged than I thought possible. Guys paying 12,000 dollars for a ring, 2+ grand rings getting knocked into garbage disposals, and uncounted dozens of people getting fleeced by jewelry stores. It inspired me to write this post as […]

I’m in the middle of upgrading. :P
UPDATE: I was assured by the wordpress people that this “would only take like, five minutes”. HAHAHA. It takes longer than that if the upgrade script doesn’t keep all of your old options in your old options file and move them into the new database […]

I’m beginning to suspect that every single TMBG song is so totally catchy that it never leaves your brain once it gets in there.
(Here’s another example: “I’m your only friend, I’m not your only friend, but I’m a little glowing friend, but really I’m not actually your friend but I am…” If you […]

“Hmm… I don’t think Perl is complicated enough. I know! I’ll figure out a way to translate Perl into Latin!”
#! /usr/local/bin/perl -w
use Lingua::Romana::Perligata;
maximum inquementum tum biguttam egresso […]