Things that would make my commute easier

I want a little device that sends a substantial electrical shock right to the genitals of anyone driving one of those cars with the stupid bright blue headlights.

4 Responses to “Things that would make my commute easier”

  1. Corey Identicon Icon Corey Says:

    today I commute with you. so be warned! if I see you I may just run you off the road :)

  2. John Wilson Identicon Icon John Wilson Says:

    Unlikely. I was already at work when you posted this comment. ;)

  3. Molly Identicon Icon Molly Says:

    Woops. I initially misread this post to say that you wanted that electric shock sent to *your* genitals. I mean, I’ve heard of fetishes, but ouch.

  4. John Wilson Identicon Icon John Wilson Says:

    Yikes, no.

    My theory is, they like that blue color so much, whack ‘em with a bug zapper, right in the nuts (or female equivalent.)

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